eliel1

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Location: tijuana B.C. Mexico
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Wow... long time i dont update this thing well uhh.... mmmhhh i have a other deviant art page so here is tHe link: http://russiarules1.
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...I dunno...LOL

Posted by eliel1 Oct. 24, 2008 @ 8:04 PM EDT

I was on the internet and i found sum Russian and Ukrainian jokes:

I will take the car audio!

In the evening a man drives his car when suddenly one of the tires punctures. The man stopped the car, went out and started to take off the wheel. Another man passed by and asked:
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- I'm taking off the wheel.
The man that passed by picks up a stone, throws into the car window and says:
- Then I will take the car audio!
LOL

Heres is another 1

A bird's poop

A bird pooped on the head of one of two friends.
- Do you have a piece of paper?
- What for? The ass has already flown away...
LOL again

Loss of eyesight

- Doctor, after getting married I have a loss of eyesight.
- What are the symptoms?
- I don't see my money anymore.
LOL yes again

Buy goat, sell goat

A Jew comes to Rabbi and starts complaining about his life:
- Rabbi, my life is so hard and I'm so tired. What should I do?
- Buy a goat.
- What? I have a wife and seven kids and we all live in a small apartment and there is no possibility to keep a goat there...
- Just follow my advise.
In a week the Jew comes to Rabbi again and starts complaining about his life even more:
- Rabbi, I followed your advice and now my life is much harder than before: the goat stinks and makes more noise than my wife and seven kids! What should I do?
- Sell the goat.
He.. he meh i got tired of laughing

Well thts all folks!

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Oct. 24, 2008 | 8:14 PM dud0 says:

lol there all pretty funny.i like the first one the best

Nov. 1, 2008 | 1:08 PM eliel1 responds:

LOL me 2


May. 26, 2009 | 11:01 PM TehBoss says:

i liked the first one. The last one sorta killed it.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 6:38 PM eliel1 responds:

Yeah, I know, when I read that joke and didnt laugh, I thinked that I got tired of laughing, but than, I realized that the joke wasnt funny
yes, I know, I have really bad english

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