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I was on the internet and i found sum Russian and Ukrainian jokes:
I will take the car audio!
In the evening a man drives his car when suddenly one of the tires punctures. The man stopped the car, went out and started to take off the wheel. Another man passed by and asked:
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- I'm taking off the wheel.
The man that passed by picks up a stone, throws into the car window and says:
- Then I will take the car audio!
LOL
Heres is another 1
A bird's poop
A bird pooped on the head of one of two friends.
- Do you have a piece of paper?
- What for? The ass has already flown away...
LOL again
Loss of eyesight
- Doctor, after getting married I have a loss of eyesight.
- What are the symptoms?
- I don't see my money anymore.
LOL yes again
Buy goat, sell goat
A Jew comes to Rabbi and starts complaining about his life:
- Rabbi, my life is so hard and I'm so tired. What should I do?
- Buy a goat.
- What? I have a wife and seven kids and we all live in a small apartment and there is no possibility to keep a goat there...
- Just follow my advise.
In a week the Jew comes to Rabbi again and starts complaining about his life even more:
- Rabbi, I followed your advice and now my life is much harder than before: the goat stinks and makes more noise than my wife and seven kids! What should I do?
- Sell the goat.
He.. he meh i got tired of laughing
Well thts all folks!
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